Sh*tting at Work stinks!!!

I'm still at work today...sigh the damn day is dragging like a mofo....anyhow...my office has two small bathrooms one upstairs where yours truly is and one downstairs where all the women co workers are supposed to go.

Well let me tell ya something...I'm getting really frickin irritated today because the women who work upstairs with me are being lazy ass wenches and using the bathroom upstairs...hey thats all well and good if its for #1...fine...but jeez,when the group of you order greasy ass Pizza Hut for lunch and are feeling the after effects (and evidently its all of them...there is a line of woman at the bathroom door like its a frat party's bathroom)...for crying out loud use the bathroom that your supposed to use!! Its disgusting,and look I'm a compassionate SOB (My wife would disagree),I understand people have emergencies come up in the work place and gotta go when they have to go....but damn when there are 5 of you,all eating the same shit,and you all are like seagulls when it comes to certain foods (either dont eat the crap at work,or use the other bathroom).

I just cant take it today.Its just nauseating!! The upstairs just smells like bad air freshner mixed with crap...Great Caesars Ghost I cant take it!!

Sorry to vent...but thank goodness its like 3:30 and I only have one more hour to go in this bitch (fuck yeah!!)

Al Sharpton Signs Deal To Be Spokesman For Jenny Craig!!

When the hell did this happen??A little while ago I was at lunch chilling with my usual crackers and tuna (exciting stuff I know) and reading my beloved USA Today when I noticed in the Life section another article about Micheal Jackson (something tells me the media is going to drive this into the ground as badly as they have been doing with those fuckers John and Kate)...anyways I was flabbergasted when the caption for the picture above the article stated that it was Al Sharpton with Joe Jackson ...I had been wondering why Morgan Freeman was doing a press conference with the Jacksons...ooops!!

So after I wiped the wall off from me spitting my tuna and crackers all over the wall from yelling WTF?? I ran back to my computer to verify that this wasnt a misprint....and damn if it wasnt!!When the hell did that little fat bastard lose all that weight?? Anyhow good for you Al Sharpton!! And glad to see that you got rid of the 1970's wavy James Brown perm that you have been sporting for the last 35 years!!

PS- I know she's not in your demographic...but can you contact Kirstie Alley...She could use the help!!

Whats The Point??

I just saw on the news that that asshole Madoff got 150 years in prison...my question is why the hell do they have to put a cap on the years...I mean 150 years...really?? The dude isnt fricking Gandolf and shit and going to be living to be 700 years old or anything..why not just say that he's going to be in jail till his ass is dead?? Lets be realistic here people,150 years is bullshit... Look at the fucker he's old...he's only got another ten to fifteen years left before he keels over anyways.

Plus you know damn well the dude is going to be hanging in a white collar prison watching satellite tv and chilling till he croakes...screw that put that bitch in a hardcore prison with a big mean black dude named Tyreek,who'll trade his little lilly white ass for some cigs...hell let him get some man love "Oz" style and sit there while he's choking on some big black dudes c*ck and know that he isnt ever getting out!!!THATS WHAT YOU GET!! Of course thats in a perfect world and he isnt going there....sigh...

At least the worlds a little bit better with this creep locked away for the rest of his miserable life!! The next time anyone sees him outside of some prison walls he's gonna look like this!!

Put A Bullet In My Frickin Head!!!

Sooo,last night I truly experienced hell. You can have frickin Vietnam,time in prison,serving in Iraq/Afghanistan,being held captive by crazy ass head chopping islamic terrorists,being married (kidding)....anyways last night,I looked into the eyes of Satan himself and almost didnt make it!!

Last night I had to go to visit my senile grand mom at her retirement community...ok,no big deal,say hi,have a few drinks,listen to the same old stories about when you couldnt wipe your own ass and smile, and eat,and be done with it right?? WRONG!!!

So at this retirement community they have a little area that they have a happy hour and musical entertainment (sounds harmless enough)...After last night,I'd rather have someone put bamboo shoots up my ass than experience that again.

I knew I was in trouble the moment we walked up to the door of the place...now keep in mind,my wife and I had been at Grandmoms for 45 minutes already waiting on my parents to show up...and look I know my Grand Mom isnt the sharpest tack in the shed any longer and I understand that she has some issues,but Christ on a bike!! We must have heard over and over again about how she had a funeral she had had to sign up for to attend (8 times) and did we want anything to drink (12 times),and how often one of my Aunts calls and checks on her (for the record,she calls at least every day once,but maybe more than that depending on whats going on...that was repeated 15 times!!)....I will say that by the time the 45 minutes had passed my wife was huddled in the corner like a dog scared of a bad storm...mumbling to herself irrationally about bats and shit,and I had found my grandpops old shotgun and was rigging it to the bathroom door so as to blow my frickin head off....

So back on the subject of this said happy hour...as I stated above I knew I was in trouble when we are walking into the place and there were like 20 jazzy's and walkers outside the door...man I was stoked!!!

There is like wall to wall old people sitting around getting blitzed (kind of looked like a scene from Soylent Green),oh remember the part in the Shining where Shelly Duvall is running around the hotel and runs into the ballroom and screams because she see all the corpses sitting in there?? Well that was happy hour!! And there is some younger guy (compared to the rest of the old coots) plays piano and sings a bunch of songs from like 1930 (never heard any of them,except the theme song from The Bad News Bears...but they said its called the Overture of 1812 or some crap like that),well he was nice enough to point me and my wife out of the crowd (thanks a lot asshole!!) and he kept asking some questions that I was like just thinking to myself...dude just go away,I dont even want to be here dude!!

My wife is under the table by now shitface after drinking 5 double shot rum in cokes in 15 minutes and she has the table cloth over her head and sounds like that lil gay dude Chris Crocker just screaming "Just Leave Us Alone!!" And this dude starts playing the most godawful elevator version of the Beastie Boys you'll ever hear!!! All this is going on while my Grandmom has been repeatedly over and over telling me how the place wasnt that bad and there werent that many old people there.... and all I could do was smile a fake smile and grind my teeth,and wonder if it really would hurt to stab oneself in the eye with a dessert knife....

SOOO...Finally happy hour ended and it was dinner time!! Only an hour to go!!! Well this is when "Bitchy" Grandmom made an appearance (my wife would say that there isnt any other type). We had just been seated and my Grandmom had just stated that it felt sooo nice in there...two seconds later she is screaming at the top of her lungs over and over again how its too damn cold and she doesnt like it and she's gonna move!! (KAWW!!)...The servers are trying to be comforting to her and Grandmom starts wondering around the dining area looking for the perfect table....finally she found one,and went and had the tables rearranged.

Now by this time I'm sooo ready to get the fuck out of there....Everyone orders steak....I try to eat a 12 oz steak in two bites...Grand Mom complains some more about the steak and that no one washes their hands in food prep and that she saw the server hocking up loogies on the food....sigh...

We finally finish eating and the server asks if we want dessert?? (Hell Fuckin No!!!) And the wife and I peel the hell outta there....Grandmom probably has already forgotten that we were there...so that means I'll get a call in about two days from here asking if we want to come down to happy hour because we would really like it if we went....

Oh and as an added note I think my Dad hanging around my Grandmom has some of her senility rubbing off on him...because after about 45 minutes...he was saying "huh" and repeating stuff he had just said over and over and over and over and over again....

So the moral of the story is this ,if you have the choice of locking yourself in your garage with your car running and choking on carbon menoxide,or having a "lovely time with the Grandmom at happy hour"...go with the garage!!!

Hotness of the Week

So this weeks Hotness of the Week is Briana Evigan. Yowsa,Yowsa,Yowsa!! She is really popping up in a lot of stuff lately.Shes starring in Sorority Row that comes out September 11th....and boy does that movie bring the hotness!! There is like nothing but phenomenally hot chicks in that movie!! Actually there might be a record of hotness in that movie!! I'm trying to think of another flick that brings the hotness like this flick,and the only one I can think of was the remake of Black Xmas....and I think this one has it beat!!! Shes also in the killer kitty (errr...I mean killer tiger flick) Burning Bright that looks pretty intense and she was in S. Darko,the sequel to Donnie Darko,that actually doesnt look that bad,if you liked Donnie Darko (its an aquired taste,great soundtrack though!!).

Oh and she first grabbed my attention in the flick Step Up 2...and no I never saw the flick,but if you saw a movie at the theaters right before it came out in 2008,then you definitely saw the previews (which basically went on for like 20 minutes) that kind of showed the whole flick!! But there were a couple of scenes in the previews of her that would just make a man (and some women if you swing that way...and theres nothing wrong with that) exclaim...HAMBURGER!!! To quote the best part of the previews from Step Up 2 "She has more god given ability than anyone I've ever met!!" But I'm typing this with a seriousness that overemphasis what I'm typing,kind of like the stupid actor who said it in that piece of crap...ehhh...but she is HOT!!!

R.I.P Micheal Jackson

Alright,so I've never been a huge Micheal Jackson fan...I'll admit that I did as a 12 year old kid go nuts for Thriller just like every other kid in my sixth grade did.But after that his music just never recaptured that feeling of 83' and he just got weird.Its sad that his last 15 years or so,he didnt really release much music and ended up having to leave this country because of legal issues (which I'm not going to discuss).Anyways the dude was an icon for many and deserves the respect to acknowledge and appreciate what he did.

Now that being said.I was really appalled at the piss poor coverage being done by MTV and the other music channels. I mean they had a nice little MTV News broadcast where they actually had an appearance by Kurt Loder (remember him??) and they seemed to actually act like they were going to have a nice tribute to him...but that lasted just long enough for them to get to their umpteenth reality show of the day 16 and Pregnant.

Sigh,so let me get this right MTV...a musical legend,who coincidentally pretty much made MTV into the monster phenomenon that it was in the 80's passes away,and thats the best you can do?? Thats ass!!! It just goes to show you how crappy MTV has gotten...hell and the sad thing is they werent the only one doing it,VH1 which you would figure if MTV isnt showing anything would have plenty,had some bullshit reality show on also.

All I'm saying is...Look MTV you used to be this really cool ass channel that showed music videos and introduced the world to musicians who you wouldnt ever see...and would have all kinds of information on upcoming albums and tours and stuff.If you wanted to see what was going on in music,you put it on MTV.Now ever since that goddamn Real World came on 17 years ago with all those whiny bitches on there,MTV has gradually gotten to where they pretty much could give a rats ass about music and just wanna show stupid ass people doing stupid ass shit.Its sad.

Let me put it this way...I almost wouldn't be surprised if that dumb no talent chick Lauren from whatever that dumb show is called..The Hills?? Anyways if she got hit by a bus tomorrow Final Destination style (if you've seen the movie you know what I mean),MTV would be running a non stop 48 hour The Hills marathon...but fuckin Micheal Jackson dies and his tribute gets kicked off the air to show a dumb 16 year old whore who couldnt keep her legs closed shop at Walmart for diapers???WTF???

All I'm saying is that look the dude deserves a lot better than that by the channel he frickin basically made.

Rest in peace MJ.

A Strip Mall Is Not a Town Center!!

So,in my area where I live the big thing is all our little yoohoo towns have decided to have these things called Town Centers. Now I'll be the first to say that I love the idea of having a Town Center because it gives you a bit of a night life where there wasnt squat before.They bring in tons of cool bars and restaraunts that you wouldnt ever have if not for these things...and where we live a lot of the cities are really basically glorified suburbs,and if not for these things,there wouldnt be a ton to do.That is if they are done right.

About 3 or four cities had decided to do Town Centers when the municipality that I live in decided to jump on the bandwagon....I was all excited,because I figured...hell I wont have to drive but 5 minutes to actually be able to do something!! Sigh...so unfortunately,my city has decided to put their Town Center behind a Target.

Thats not the only problem with this thing.The good Town Centers in the area are like being in an actual downtown.With nice towering condos and hotels surrounding the restaurants and bars.Well because they put our Town Center behind a Target on some wasteland that nobody else wanted...they have a glorified strip mall. I'm not lying...the pic above isnt the exact Town Center pic,but its basically identical to it. Its ridiculous.

The other places you can say to the lil lady..."hey why dont we go to so and so Town Center and hang for a bit" and you could spend a few hours there.At this f*#ker you go over two speed bumps and your done with it....

Its awful....

So a note to any municipality officials who are thinking of jumping into the Town Center craze...please remember that a Moes,and two crap stores,and two haircut places and a 7/11 do not make a Town Center...might as well be living in Mayberry....

Sanford Likes The LATINO HEAT!!!

Well,not to stay on one topic,but this Sanford dude (aka Dipshit,aka Dumbass) is cracking me up...evidently they are releasing emails from this dude to his lil hot tamale. Seriously dude just go ahead and put your mouth on the nozzle now jeez...anyways this dude just was putting the serious blast on this chick (someones gotta find a pic of this chick)...heres one of his emails...

"Two mutual feelings...You have a particular grace and calm that I adore.You have a level of sophiscation that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses,or that I love your tan lines or the curve of your hips ,the erotic beauty of holding you holding yourself (or two magnificient parts of yourself) in the faded glow of nights light- but hey that would be going into sexual details..." I hear ya playa!!!!

In other news,its being reported that R Kelly has been in contact with Mr. Sanford about doing a collaboration for Mr. Kelly's followup to his next album "I Like em Young"

Dumbass!!!

Color me intrigued with this SC Governor....ok the man is a dipsh*t for not being less conspicuous with his little disappearing act that he did. I mean your the damn Governor of a State,you dont think people would wonder where the hell you were???

And its not like you are some Governor who nobody has ever heard of....like the frickin Governor of North Dakota or something....NOOO!! You've been busy stomping your feet and appearing all over the place criticizing President Obamas policies and such...heck evidently you are (uhm change that to were) going to be a leading candidate for the Republican nomination for 2012 (Geez that would've really just continued the Republicans hot streak...hint of sarcasm there,cant wonder why that Party keeps losing elections lately)...Dude you cant just disappear and get away with it,your not some moron working an everyday job,who doesnt do anything all day but surf the internet and write on his stupid blog that nobody reads (ahem..).

Just an idiot!!

Now that being said,I will give the guy props...His wife has known about this thing for 5 months and was evidently cool with him flying down to Argentina to get his groove on with some hot spicy lil latina momma,heck she was covering for him!!! Good Job!!!

***Disclaimer- The last paragraph on this blog does not reflect the feelings of this Blogs Owner in any way shape or form.... Love ya huun : )

North Korea is F@*KIN NUTS!!!

I just had to get that out there...I mean what is it with these little bastards?? Hell they dont even have Russia or China backing them (heck I think both of them are a bit scared of the lil f*#kers crazy asses also!!)...So their saying their going to obliterate us??? Kim Jong Il has some very serious short man syndrome!!!

Frickin the dudes from South Park are frickin Nostradamus like with this crap...they predicted all this mess with Team America 4 years ago!!! Kim Jong Il and all those crazy lil nuts are in for a world of hurt...seriously dude,just because when your nude your wife confuses you for a girl doesnt mean you need to have your country end up getting annilihated because of your personal problems...just go simma down some,have a brew and look at some porn...you'll feel better dude!!

Rebecca Gayheart Smokes Crack Not Pole!!!

Back in the day I used to LOVE me some "lil Ms. Noxzema Girl" Rebecca Gayheart...I mean she used to be on everything on tv back when I was in college and in the late 90's once I was all growns up, she was appearing in some flicks I liked like Urban Legend and Scream 2...and so on...dont know what it was about her...I think it was that she was so extremely cute and had a kickin little southern drawl!!

Anyhow I'm here at work doing what I mostly do during the day...looking at bullsh*t on the internet (oh come on like you all dont do it a lot too!! Probably doing that sh*t right now!!)...well anyways,I came across something about Rebecca Gayheart having pics of her naked in a tub (with which I immediately tried to google),so unfortunately instead of some hotness...I can only see some BS of a broad who I guess is Ms. Gayheart in a tub with another chick smoking a crack pipe (she a crack ho!!).

Talk about a big disappointment...

So this explains what the hell ever happened to her!! Oh and by the way taking a look at the fricking Enquire cover..can someone please for the love of God steer Kirstey Alley away from the Chinese Food Buffett and towards a Jenny Craig Store ASAP!! She is MASSIVE..she'll have to start using a tent for a moo moo soon!! JEEZ!!!

Man Boobs

Why dear lord why do us guys have to deal with the dreaded "man boobs"??? I mean really?? I mean as you get older a lot of times unfortunately we men get this attrocity from the heavens put down upon us.And it sucks.

I mean unless you work out like a fiend doing 900 push ups a day and stuff and staying on top of it...eventually theres a pretty damn good chance your gonna get man boobs.



I mean look,I know women have it rough with whole pregnancy thing and the whole PMS/Period stuff...but shit this man boob thing is the pits!! I mean really!! Why do we have to deal with these things??!! We dont give birth nor feed children milk via these things (thank God!!) and they sure as hell dont look as good on us as they do on you women folk...so I'm figuring the Great Creator dropped the ball on this.Their just useless.Its like women with mustaches...they arent supposed to have them...but women at least have the options to either bleach them out or wax them and totally remove them...but you cant do that with frickin man boobs!! Granted you can have a surgery,but that mess is ridiculously expensive.

Besides,how would you feel saying to your boss,"oh I need a week off for surgery"..."oh really iss anything wrong?"..."no I'm having a breast reduction."You'd just feel really stupid.Hell I'd probably lie and tell them I have to get rectal exam instead of that!!!Jeez...


Now just like woman our man boobs come in all sizes...this is not for the squeamish....no one under 18 is permitted past this line....
You have the barely hairy and not that bad man boob.This is the preferable type of man boob if your going to get stuck with them...maybe a bit more hairy...but still this you can live with...



Then there is the hairy,but a little bit bigger man boobs that are dangerously close to giving the individual cleavage...this is still ehhh ok...





This is the "I'm NEVER taking my shirt off around other people look"...



Then there is a sight that I wish I had not come across this afternoon....



Dude,thats just F'd UP!!!





If you cant tell,I'm at work still,but unlike last post I'm a bit bored.... Just wanted to get a bit off my chest (ha!!)...man boobs suck!!!

Shia's In Love West Viriginia Style!!!

Ok,so I'm here at work frustrated because they've actually wanted me to do more than my usual 2 hours a day of actually working,and its impeding on my internet browsing!!

Anyways,I was scanning the MSNBC site and came across this little blurp about Mr. Shia "I basically play myself in EVERY flick I'm in no matter what the movie is" LeBeouf...evidently he has a thing (if ya know what I mean) for his Mom!! The dude called his Mom "The sexiest woman he knows" and that "he would marry her if she had not given birth to him"...hmmm...sigh...hmmm...he also says that his Mom is "fly as hell" (ok there Vanilla Ice)...

So,I dont know,everyone thinks their Mom growing up is awesome and stuff...but the dude is like 20 some years old,and it just sounds a bit dirty...look dude I kind of get where you were trying to go with your comments...but seriously it does sound a bit like you want to make the beast with two backs with your Mom dude!!!

Of course Ol Shia is the smartest when it comes to doing interviews anyways...there was that infamous Playboy diatribe about how when he was in that stupid ass Charlies Angels flick (what a piece of crap that was) wher he said that he would sit in his trailer and watch Cameron Diaz's and Lucy Lius trailers and whack off fantasizing about them ....Yeah not smart...ehh you dont really have to be too bright to just play yourself in every movie....seriously you watch Shia in Disturbia and watch him in Transformers or the last Indy movie,the only thing that changes are the clothes!!

Anyways Shia you might want to watch what you say doing these interviews and just stop saying stupid crap and enjoy your current situation of being the "go to"young guy for Hollywood and just chill,because ten years from now you might be popping up on VH-1 hanging with Scott Baio and that damn Brady kid who wont go away doing some stupid looking for love reality show!!!

HELP!!!

So my lovely wife about two weeks ago came down with a bit of poison ivy from somewhere...at least she believes it to be poison ivy.Ok no biggie everyone has had that,don't scratch it or touch it and it wont spread and it should go away after a few days...right??

Well,we are now going on two weeks and the crap is spreading all over her!! I'm getting a bit concerned because at the rate its spreading she's gonna look like this in about two more weeks...

Now,as you can probably guess....I really dont want this to happen for her sake (and ahem as well as mine!!!) Luckily I havent contracted anything yet,but if it keeps spreading on her I might have to quarantine her!!!

She keeps saying she's going to go to the doctor,because it should have been gone by now....but she just hasnt had time with work and pampering me and my demanding needs(as well as she should be!! HA!!) She said she will go in the next few days,she better!!! But she did say that they would be giving her a steroid that would take care of the crap,but it will make her very angry around the house acting like she has the RAGE virus while she would be on it.....

So my dilemma is do I let my wife succumb to this damn flesh eating virus?? Or do I hope she goes to the docs and get some drugs that will make her bat sh*t crazy for a week around the house....if your married or in a long term relationship,you know this is a tough call!!!

Love you huun!!!

A Request to Ryan Reynolds

Mr. Reynolds,

Let me first say,that I really enjoy your movies.I think your a very funny dude and ya make me laugh.Best of luck to you,it looks like your career is starting to blow up...good for you.

But dude start wearing a GOD DAMN SHIRT!!! I get home last night and get my mail,and inside is my new issue of Entertainment Weekly,and whose on the cover,but Mr. Reynolds looking like this on the cover.Dude ok we get it,you like to do crunches.I mean its just I'm sick of seeing the dude with his fuc*ing shirt off all the fricking time.I mean is it in your contract that at least twice in every one of your movies you have to for no apparent reason take your shirt off??Dude go eat at fricking Pizza Hut Buffet for like a week or two PLEASE!!! And no frickin CRUNCHES!!!

Look like I said before I like your flicks,but shit if I'm watching another one of your flicks at the theaters and for no apparent reason you rip off your shirt one more time,I'm hurling my big damn tub of soda and my super size massively buttered popcorn at the damn screen!!!ENOUGH!!!

Ok just had to rant a little...now Mr. Reynolds go to Dunkin Donuts and eat like a dozen Boston Cremes please.

Inaugural Hotness of the Week!!

It has come to my attention that there are a TON of really HOT actresses doing horror films nowadays!! Granted theres always been plenty,but nowadays it just seems like there are more and more just stupendously fine actresses screaming their way into everyones hearts.My buddy and I have talked about coming up with a site dedicated to Hotness and Horror flicks...but until that gets off the ground I figured I'd go ahead and start dedicating my total appreciation to these women.Now just admire in awe the 1st Hotness of the Week!!

This first one is a doozy!! Its Amanda Heard!! Phenomenal!!! Amanda has been really starting to make a name for herself.She has been in a ton of movies considering she has only been doing this since 2004.My favorite flick of hers is the completely underappreciated and poorly handled by the film company movie All the Boys Love Mandy Lane.This movie is great!! It has been well received by critics,but for some reason it just cant get released for some odd reason.FREE MANDY LANE dammit!!!

She'll be appearing soon in a new film this October with Woody Harrleson called Zombieland that looks ridicously awesome!!Heres hoping we see more of Ms. Heard,the more the better!!

Films of Her Hotness!!

The Ward (Post Production)

The Rum Diary (Post Production)

And Soon the Darkness (Post Production)

Zombieland (YEA!!)

The River Why (Post Production)

The Joneses (Post Production)

The Stepfather (Remake,but maybe she'll be nekkid!!)

Exterminators

The Informers

Pineapple Express (A Bit of a disappointment)

Never Back Down (Pretty enjoyable Best of the Best/Karate Kid type flick)

Californication (The David Duchovny playing a sex addict show...real stretch for him..ahem)

Hidden Palms (A cancelled CW show)

The Beautiful Ordinary

Day 73 with Sarah

You are Here

All The Boys Love Mandy Lane (Hits the sweet spot)

Alpha Dog (really damn good flick)

Theres a few more,but I havent heard of many of them,plus I've got to get back to work,but if you really want a full blown list check her out on imdb.com...

Just Go Away!!!

Ok,so I dont want to come across as a hateful person full of piss and vinegar after my Nickleback rant...but jeez I gotta say I am SOOOOOO over this John and Kate crap!! I'm also sick of people with no discernible talent having shows and becoming celebrities.TLC (anyone remember this used to be called The Learning Channel??)has absolutely nothing on nowadays but stupid ass shows like this.And these shows are about absolutely nothing (and I dont mean in a funny way like Seinfeld...I mean nothing!!)Gee lets see Kate take her 8 kids to a pizza joint...ooh man the drama!! Or lets watch John swim in the pool with the kids...man can you stand the excitement??Its amazing that people will watch this crap....and honestly there is sooo much of this mundane crap on (especially on TLC) I mean TLC has not one but two shows about Midgets (really???),they have something on weddings and dumb brides trying on dresses (too much excitement there) and it just goes on and on and on...I mean A and E what the hell kind of Arts and Entertainment is Dog the Bounty Hunter or watching Gene Simmons give a cow a hand job (he really did in an ep)....

Anyways I'm just tired of the media taking the people who 15 years ago nobody would have gave a rats ass about and making them these super celebrities...I just saw on the main page of MSNBC that John and Kate are splitting up...hate to say it,but GOOD now maybe they wont be on anymore and will just go away!!

Of course they probably wont...Kate will still be on TLC with a show of her being a single mom raising 8 kids,and John will probably be having a show on Spike TV on being a manwhore partying it up and getting drunk and hitting the clubs and trying to pickup 22 year old while trying to stand in the light the right way so the girls wont notice the hair plugs!!Actually that might be kind of funny!!!

Nickleback How I Hate Thee!!!

Am I the only one on the North American continent that cant stand frickin Nickleback?? I cant think of another band that has been more successful recently with the most mundane,mediocre crap!!I swear I hear their music when I'm at work...(I have one of those offices where you can listen to whatever you want at your desk,and of course I've got a co worker who blasts her sh*t music so loud you cant hear what your trying to listen to,and naturally shes a BIG Nickleback fan) anyways I just wanna throw my big damn stapler at the speakers...

Every DAMN song sounds exactly like the last one...you've heard one Nickleback song you've heard them all!! And whats with the lead singer...dude can you EVER possibly sing a song a little bit different?? Instead of sounding like your having major bowel issues in the crapper EVERY frickin song??? UGH!!!

And unfortunately because they are popular,you have all these other mediocre bands that sound like wannabe Nickleback (why the hell would you want that) like Hinder (about as bland as a mayonaise sandwich) and the dude from American Idol and his band Daughtry (OOOH I'm SO COOL I CAN NAME MY WHOLE BAND AFTER ME!!),I think thats a problem with a lot of mainstream rock nowadays,theres a lot of non descript bands.Its kind of like when in the very early 80's mainstream rock was very popular with bands like Foreigner,Journey,Styx,and REO Speedwagon and such...very vanilla music.There needs to be something to snap this genre out of the doldrums...(like maybe a plane crash involving Nickleback,Daughtry,and Hinder all on the same plane!! Kidding...)

Nickleback is one of those bands that in 20 years you'll be embarrassed to actually like their songs,kind of like Journey nowadays!! Hell I would say that Nickleback is the equivalent of Journey,but now that I think about it...thats Creed...its already embarrssing to say you like any of their songs and its only been like 6 years...

Ok

Hello,

So this is all new to me,and I actually just started this to mess with my wife...who is always talking about her blog.She has never told me what her blog is called (she claims I'll be bored and not interested in it).Yeah right...anyways I figured what the heck,I'll start one. I have no clue really what I'll put on here,but for now its just gonna be my random thoughts for the day.

So my first random thought goes for this Susan Boyle chick that I just posted a pic of. I swear this looks like a dude in drag!! Not to be mean,I am sure she has a nice voice and stuff...but damn...really,look,when they do come out with a movie about this lady...which it sounds like it is just down the road...I suggest they go with Dan Akroyd for the part!! Have you seen him lately?? Man he would be perfect,plus he Did Julia Child back in the day..he's perfect!!!

WTF??