When the hell did this happen??A little while ago I was at lunch chilling with my usual crackers and tuna (exciting stuff I know) and reading my beloved USA Today when I noticed in the Life section another article about Micheal Jackson (something tells me the media is going to drive this into the ground as badly as they have been doing with those fuckers John and Kate)...anyways I was flabbergasted when the caption for the picture above the article stated that it was Al Sharpton with Joe Jackson ...I had been wondering why Morgan Freeman was doing a press conference with the Jacksons...ooops!!
So after I wiped the wall off from me spitting my tuna and crackers all over the wall from yelling WTF?? I ran back to my computer to verify that this wasnt a misprint....and damn if it wasnt!!When the hell did that little fat bastard lose all that weight?? Anyhow good for you Al Sharpton!! And glad to see that you got rid of the 1970's wavy James Brown perm that you have been sporting for the last 35 years!!
PS- I know she's not in your demographic...but can you contact Kirstie Alley...She could use the help!!
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