Man Boobs

Why dear lord why do us guys have to deal with the dreaded "man boobs"??? I mean really?? I mean as you get older a lot of times unfortunately we men get this attrocity from the heavens put down upon us.And it sucks.

I mean unless you work out like a fiend doing 900 push ups a day and stuff and staying on top of it...eventually theres a pretty damn good chance your gonna get man boobs.



I mean look,I know women have it rough with whole pregnancy thing and the whole PMS/Period stuff...but shit this man boob thing is the pits!! I mean really!! Why do we have to deal with these things??!! We dont give birth nor feed children milk via these things (thank God!!) and they sure as hell dont look as good on us as they do on you women folk...so I'm figuring the Great Creator dropped the ball on this.Their just useless.Its like women with mustaches...they arent supposed to have them...but women at least have the options to either bleach them out or wax them and totally remove them...but you cant do that with frickin man boobs!! Granted you can have a surgery,but that mess is ridiculously expensive.

Besides,how would you feel saying to your boss,"oh I need a week off for surgery"..."oh really iss anything wrong?"..."no I'm having a breast reduction."You'd just feel really stupid.Hell I'd probably lie and tell them I have to get rectal exam instead of that!!!Jeez...


Now just like woman our man boobs come in all sizes...this is not for the squeamish....no one under 18 is permitted past this line....
You have the barely hairy and not that bad man boob.This is the preferable type of man boob if your going to get stuck with them...maybe a bit more hairy...but still this you can live with...



Then there is the hairy,but a little bit bigger man boobs that are dangerously close to giving the individual cleavage...this is still ehhh ok...





This is the "I'm NEVER taking my shirt off around other people look"...



Then there is a sight that I wish I had not come across this afternoon....



Dude,thats just F'd UP!!!





If you cant tell,I'm at work still,but unlike last post I'm a bit bored.... Just wanted to get a bit off my chest (ha!!)...man boobs suck!!!