Well,this morning we had the morning news on while getting ready to drag our butts to our crap ass jobs for the day,when I noticed they had a piece about Mickety Mack Daddy Governor Sanford on there this morning. Yeah the story is a bit old,but what got my attention was that they had a pic of the chick he's been boinking for over a year....and man is it a HUGE disappointment!!!
Ok...first off,shes not awful looking,but dude your a frickin Governor,when I hear about you stooping some South American chick,I get visions of a Salma Hayek/Shakira (tasty!!) exotic looking chick. I mean really!! Dude your on tv and stuff you can pull better stuff than this!!
Seriously,what is it with these politicians?? I think the last one that pulled some astronomical looking tail was like 20 years ago when Gary Hart had his thing on that sail boat with that chick Donna Rice has any of these guys gotten anything good.
Think about it....your a dude that has everything on the line,your marriage,money,fame,and your possible future advancement in the political field,and your gonna risk it all for a chick that looks like you could have picked her up at happy hour at TGIFridays. It just seems stupid.
And its been going on for a long while,you had ol horndog Bill Clinton,trying to bang every piece of tail from Arkansas to D.C.,and the ones he was busted with (Jennifer Flowers and Monica Blowinski..hehe) werent anything to write home about either (Bill likes them a lil on the chubby side),and he risked his Presidential career...I just dont get it.
I'm just thinking,if your going to risk EVERYTHING,it should be some girl that EVERY dude in America wants to see butter ball naked!! So to any other politicians who are having affairs (probably about 75% of them) ,Either for the love of God stop having affairs and being caught,or if your going to risk it all step up your game!!!
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