Dammit!!!

The Dallas Cowboys...ugh,being a football fan there is nothing in this world that I despise more than the Cowboys and their mostly hideous fans (thats saying something,if you've read my rants on Twilight and sorry ass Nickleback).

I wont go on a rant about the Cowboys or their ass backward fans...no I'm hear to declare my heartbreak over hearing about Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson breaking up.Its awful.

Heres the deal,and this is a known scientific fact. Three years ago Tony Romo was a nobody back up that looked like he was a pizza delivery driver more than a quarterback.Well things happened and he ended up taking over for Drew F*#@k Tom Brady" Bledsoe and actually was doing pretty awesome (unfortunately) with the Cowboys for about a year.

Then he met Jinxica...I mean Jessica,and his play took a noticeable slide. He still put up good numbers (if your a fantasy football dude or dudette...dont want to discriminate here) ,but he and the team just seemed mired in a funk.The curse really popped up its head when Dallas two years ago had played so well the whole season and had secured homefield for the NFC playoffs. I and the rest of the football world was dreading the thought of a Dallas appearance in the Super Bowl...not because of the thought of them winning the damn thing (the Pats would have killed them),but the thought of having to hear for the two weeks leading up to the Super Bowl the bravado of the jack ass fans "How bout dem Cowboys!"..blah...it would have been hell on Earth.

Anyways I believe they had only been dating for a month or two,and well,after the regular season the Cowboys,being that they had won homefield,had the week off.Instead of prepping for the biggest game of his young career,the dude decides to head down to Mexico for some vacation and to stoop Jessica some (nothing wrong with the stooping,but dont do it in Mexico the week before the game)....anyways,the Cowboys lost the game,Romo sucked,and they havent been the same since.

And its been AWESOME!!

Well,somebody from the Cowboys organization,must have finally crunched some numbers and slapped ol' Romo in the head,because he evidently dumped the poor girl Friday,the night before her birthday...SHIT!! If he starts playing better it and the team starts winning the world will be a lot shittier of a place!!

I was hoping that those two would get married and Tony would eventually suck ass long enough to drag the Cowboys to total mediocrity and lose the job as qb of the team and end up opening Romo's Italian Eatery,while Jessica starred on bad reality shows,and they live happily ever after,and the rest of the Non Cowboy NFL fans could sleep well knowing we'd never have to hear another assinine statement from their dumbass fans... (I actually hate the fans more than the team)...shit somebody get these two on Dr. Phil...or that show with Dr. Drew...seriously they need to be back together!! KEEP THE CURSE ALIVE!!!